Subject: HEAVENLY HILLARY


>Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of
>St.Peter at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of clocks behind
>him.
>
>She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
>St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
>Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
>
>"Oh," said Hillary, "who's clock is that?
>
>"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she
>never told a lie."
>
>"Who's clock is that?" "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
>only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."
>
>"Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.
>
>"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."