Subject: Fw: Shower


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> Subject: FW: Shower like a woman
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> >How to Shower Like a Woman:
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> >Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry
> hamper according to
> >lights and darks.
> >Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you
> see husband along
> >the way, cover up any exposed areas.
> >Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make
> mental note to do
> >more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
> >Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg
> cloth, long loofah,
> >wide loofah and pumice stone.
> >Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo
> with 43 added
> >vitamins.
> >Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
> Condition your hair with
> >g! rapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
> >Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for
> 10 minutes until
> >red.
> >Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa
> cake body wash.
> >Rinse conditioner off hair.
> >Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower.
> >Squeegee off all wet surfaces shower. Spray mold
> spots with Tilex.
> >Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small
> country.
> >Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
> >Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and
> towel on head.
> >If you see husband along the way, cover up any
> exposed areas.
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> >How To Shower Like a Man:
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> >Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed
> and leave them in
> >a pile.
> >Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the
> way, shake wiener
> >at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
> >Look at your manly physique in the mirror
> >Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.
> >Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
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> >Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse
> them off.
> >Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
> >Spend majority of time washing privates and
> surrounding area.
> >Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck
> on the soap.
> >Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Take a ! Pee.
> >Rinse off and get out of shower.
> >Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor
> because curtain was
> >hanging out of tub the whole time.
> >Admire wiener size in mirror again.
> >Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light
> and fan on.
> >Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you
> pass wife, pull off
> >towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo'
> sound again.
> >Throw wet towel on bed.
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